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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Who haven't you slept with?

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  No one comes to mind.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.

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  suggestion: become a stripper.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She's allergic to latex.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Lucky bastard.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.

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• (310): View more from California

  She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL

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  so no, not her best night

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed

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  I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood

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