Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There r osticjed everywhere
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves