I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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