Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
try to milk me bitch
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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