i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
What a fucking waste of an outfit
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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