No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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