so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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