I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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