Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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