my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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