About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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