Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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