HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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