My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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