YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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