Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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