So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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