There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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