Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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