dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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