He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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