is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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