This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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