he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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