it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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