am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
