no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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