Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
