Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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