ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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