i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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