Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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