Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she pinky promised me she was 18
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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