I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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