Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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