wat bout pragnant strippers??
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
the raccoons are back...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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