GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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