am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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