sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
3pm strippers are depressing
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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