why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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