Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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