I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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