This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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