yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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