I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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