took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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