? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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