You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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