Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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