How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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