My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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