i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The air taste purple.
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