That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Randomize
