If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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