I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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