So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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