Kiss
Puke
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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