I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I would ride that face into the sunset
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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