I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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